Saturday, April 30, 2011

Sorry, Dad. The Independents attacked us with dinosaurs.

Z IS FOR ZAC EFRON
No, I'm not going to make this a huge fan girl post about Zac - I promise. I mean, yes he's very attractive and I think he is very talented, but I'm not crazy attracted to him or anything. So why am I making my "Z" post about him? A few reasons: 1) I had originally planned on writing about zippers but I couldn't find the article I was looking for and I wanted to get my facts straight so I didn't come off sounding like an idiot, 2) I figured most people would be writing about zombies and I didn't want to be part of the zombie horde and 3) I know a random fun fact about him! Though I guess "fun" is a relative term depending on who you talk to... But I think it's fun.

Did you know that one of Zac's first roles was on Firefly? That's right, back in 2002 he played "Young Simon Tam" in the 5th episode of the first (and only) season. Don't believe me? Here's a picture:

Or you could always check his imdb page... Anyway, I discovered Firefly around the time High School Musical came out, so it was pretty exciting to Zefron in an earlier role - especially on my favorite show!


Friday, April 29, 2011

Maybe I'm Just Young at Heart

Y IS FOR YOUNG ADULT
What is a "young adult"? 
Here is a subject that has always boggled my mind. Unless they've changed the laws on me, a person is legally considered an adult once they reach the age of 18. Therefore, by this logic, a person who is in their early twenties (such as myself) should be considered a young adult. I mean, at 23 years old, I've only really been an adult for five years, that's not a long time at all.  I mean, you would consider a 5 year old a "young child", wouldn't you? I certainly would. Then if you take into account that you are an adult much longer than you are a child then, relatively speaking, I would be more of a young adult than that 5 year old would be a young child. Are you following me or is this just crazy talk? In any case, the moral of this story is that at age 23, I should be considered a Young Adult.

So, can somebody please explain to me why Young-adult fiction is marketed to people aged 14-21?? Another definition of YA Fiction suggests that it is "literature written for ages ranging from ten years up to the age of twenty". Either way, I think it's misleading. I mean, ages 18 to 20/21 are included, and I understand that, but 10-17? Those are teenagers, they're not adults yet and therefore should not fall under the category of young adult. In theory they should be reading Teen Fiction which should be a completely different genre of book.

Maybe I'm just sensitive about my age, or maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I just feel weird enjoying a book that was ideally written for 10 year olds... Or perhaps a bit of all three. But whatever it is, I still feel there should be some distinction...

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Wait, how did you just learn English?

X IS FOR XAVIER

When I used to work at the bank I used to see all sorts of funny names, most of which I could never pronounce. Despite all the crazy names, I think the most memorable would have to be John Smith. And yes, I'm well aware that it is probably the most common name in America and therefore should not have any significance.

However, this wasn't just any John Smith, this was 84 year old John X. Smith. He was such a sweet old man, and I couldn't let him go without asking what the X stood for. As you probably guessed it stood for Xavier, and when I asked if it was a family name he said, "Hell no! After my parents named me John Smith the least they could do was give me a random middle initial, and what's more random than the letter X?" You rock, Mr. Smith. 

Anyway, if you're wondering where the title of the post came from check out this comic:
4 koma comic strip - Movie Magic!
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A fine word like "waffle" would turn out just awful!

W IS FOR WISTFUL
I wanted to start this post with a big thank you to Lynn over at Wistfulgirl's World! I won the Something Shiny Giveaway on her blog a few weeks back, and the necklace came in the mail the other day. I love it! It is so cute! It also came with a very sweet note which I definitely put on my fridge. :D So thank you Lynn!!

W IS FOR WHO
As you may have guessed from my post on Monday, I'm a bit of a Doctor Who fan. I only got into it last summer, but have been addicted ever since. My one question is can you be a proper Whovian if you've only seen the new series? I mean from the Ninth Doctor on, not just the eleventh... I know I'm missing a lot of back story with the Master and all that, but still, I really am in love with this show. And just for the record, Matt Smith is my doctor... I understand why people love David Tenant, but I fell in love with the series during Season 5, so he will forever be my favorite. After all, you never forget your first doctor.

W IS FOR WEIRD

I say some really weird shit sometimes and I don't know why. It's like there's no filter between my brain and mouth to prevent it from making me sound crazy. Here are some examples:

While splitting a muffin with a friend: "I claim this piece! You can't have it! Sorry, I'm very territorial... I  considered peeing on it, but then I wouldn't want to eat it anymore."

After a librarian offered me a bag for the books I checked out, I put my rather large purse on the counter and said: "No, I think I'm all set, I could fit about six small children in here so a few books shouldn't be a problem."

Out of the blue: "It's so weird to think that who we date now could be our first husband."

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool!

V IS FOR VACATION

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, one of the things I would love to save up for (and could actually reasonably afford) is a trip to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. One of the biggest problems I had was finding a person who would be interested in going with me. Well, I guess my dad overheard me talking to my brother about how much I want to go and he told me I should "just go".  I explained that I had nobody to go with, and he offered to come along - as long as he didn't have to go to the theme park with me.

"So, I'd have to go to the amusement park by myself?" I asked. That would suck, going on rides by myself, not having anyone to take pictures (except other tourists, but I'm too afraid someone's going to steal my camera), enjoying my first butter beer by myself. Talk about depressing, I couldn't imagine anything worse than having to go by myself. Good thing my dad was there to do it for me.

"Why don't you take your brother with you?" Because that actually would be worse than going alone. I didn't say this to him, but I did give him a solid list of reasons why:
  1. He's never read Harry Potter
  2. There are only two (maybe even one) roller coasters, which is the only thing my brother would want to go for
  3. I would have to spend half my time explaining the significance of something
  4. I would have to spend the other half of my time listening to what a nerd/loser I am for liking whatever I just explained
  5. I would not be able to see everything I wanted to because I would have to put up with his constant complaining about how stupid it is,and how he doesn't want to go
  6. He just wouldn't appreciate it as much as I would
My dad just said, "Maybe he'll read the books. It could be fun!" Sigh...

Monday, April 25, 2011

Jenny, Are You There?

U IS FOR UNUSUAL

Over the past couple of months I have seen some pretty unusual things around Boston. I've been taking pictures  of all these strange and funny things, and here they are:

Ah yes, the Doctor Who posters that were plastered all over Boston Common which totally made my night!
Another Doctor Who reference.
I understand, you've had a long day, but can you really not wait to nap until you're at least off the train? I'd be so afraid of missing my stop! (Yeah, I'm a creep and took a picture of a person sleeping on a train. This further proves my point that you shouldn't do it!)
This one is kind of hard to see but the advertisement says "It's snow. Big deal." I like it because it's a pun: It's snow big deal/ It's no big deal... I wonder if it was intentional?

Very good advice in almost every situation... I found this gem outside my train station on Valentines day!
And, I saved the best for last! I found this number on a bathroom stall at some random bar. I must have sounded like a crazy person, because I was in the stall, I saw this, started laughing hysterically and then took a picture... I can only imagine what anyone outside the stall was thinking.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Danni Don'ts

As I've mention a few times, I have no problem doing dares that are within reason and I guess I should mention that I can only do them if they are within my means. There have been a couple of dares that have been reasonable (and one that was just ridiculous) that I just don't have the resources to complete.

The fist dare come from Jules ♂ ♪, and it reads: "Buy a book of the Karma Sutra. Pick a different sex position each day for the whole year, you can only recycle position once you have gone through all of them. When you get intimate with someone you have to use the position you picked out that day at least once during the session." because "Variety is the spice of life." There are two reasons this wouldn't work: 1) because I never get laid so this could take forever to complete and 2) even if I were getting laid my body doesn't move like this:
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I did actually try to do this dare... Well I at least went to the book store and picked out a couple of Kama Sutra books and flipped through the pages. I'm sorry but when having sex involves diagrams, I think you're doing something wrong...

The second dare was submitted by Scott which read, "I dare you to travel out of state (maybe across the country) for the weekend to spend time with someone you kind of know. (I could be the person you visit if you so choose)  Make a weekend of exploration." because "It has the potential to be fun and exciting, and, you were in San Diego last year, why not come out this way again...?" Now, spending a weekend out of state is something I'd love to do! But as before there are a couple of set backs: 1) money - of course, even if I had a job I wouldn't be able to afford an out of state vacation for a while 2) I'd never be comfortable staying with someone I didn't know very well - I could maybe meet up with someone for lunch or something while I was out of state, but I couldn't do a whole weekend 3) I don't have my license and I find this really hinders my ability to travel, even if I fly I'd still have to take cabs and public transportation everywhere which is tough when you don't know the city.

The final dare comes from bob_super and it reads: "I dare you to go to another country, even if for one week-end only. You said you don't drive, obviously you don't have a pile of money, but from New England it's not that hard or expensive. Don't just step over the border to Quebec either, try to experience something different.That's a big dare, but surely better for you than daring you to describe your piercing locations." with the reasoning of "Waddddya gut to lose? (ouside of time, money, sanity, respect for others...)" It's funny because the reasons I can't go are pretty much listed (money, inability to drive, etc.), though this is something I plan on doing, once I'm more settled in life. Once I actually have a consistent job, and a car and an expendable income, I will definitely make the trip to Canada, or the UK if I can help it. I guess what it comes down to, (for the latter two dares anyway) is that as much as I would love to travel and see the world, it's something I have to put on hold for a while.

By the way, Happy Easter to anyone who's celebrating!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

We ain't trashy, we classy!


T IS FOR TRASH and TREASURE

They say, "One man's trash is another man's treasure". This is clearly true or there would be no such thing as a "yard sale" or a "garage sale" or "dumpster diving". The saying also supports charities like the Salvation Army that depend on donated clothes and discarded furniture from the 70's to generate their income.

It's also interesting to see what some people consider trash and other's can't bear to throw out (have you seen an episode of hoarders?).  I have trouble throwing stuff away, but within reason. I'm not going to hang on to a gum wrapper because it might be useful someday, I'm just going to throw it out. But things like cards and ticket stubs, I tend to hang onto those for a while. I have a friend who is completely the opposite (let's call her anal retentive or AR for short). She lives as minimally as possible and pretty much anything not of immediate use to her is trash.

A few weeks back I made the mistake of having AR help me clean my room. Now, this experience was a complete disaster for a million reasons (she messed up my entire system of organization claiming hers was better, rewired my entire room because it was a "fire hazard" to have my hair straightener reach from the outlet to the mirror and insisted I learn to straighten my hair without looking at it, and put things in random places that I have yet to find them).  However, one of the things that bothers me the most is that she would randomly throw things away that she deemed insignificant without at least consulting me first. Among these things was a series of small folded up papers on my nightstand.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I saw a piece of paper carefully folded and placed among a bunch of other pieces of paper in the same fashion, I might begin to question if there was a reason they were there. If it had been crumpled, it would be a completely different story, but to take the time to fold it perfectly I believe indicates that what is on that paper might have some sort of importance or significance.  Apparently AR just thought any little piece of paper was useless and should be disposed of. Well, AR was wrong. 

I actually had a lot of important information on those pieces of paper - phone numbers, websites  to look up (mostly with job opportunities), random things I wanted to blog about, etc. I have a terrible memory, and this is my method of refreshing it. I would write down what I wanted to remember on a small notepad, fold it perfectly into quarters and put it in my back pocket. At the end of the day I would empty it onto my nightstand. I would eventually program the numbers into my phone and look up the websites or write the blog posts, but I couldn't always do it right away. And when that happened, I would just leave my folded up reminder on my night stand so that I could do it eventually.

Well it had been a particularly busy week and I hadn't had time to go over my little reminder slips in a while. That was one of the reasons I had recruited AR's help to clean my room in the first place - I just hadn't had time to do it myself and I was having company over the next day. Anyway, my "memory pile" was a bit larger than usual when I finally settled down to take care of them - or at least it should have been. At first I thought they must have fallen behind my nightstand, or under my bed or something, they just couldn't be gone! After looking for them for about 25 minutes (I don't have a big room and it had just been cleaned) I determined that they must have gotten thrown away.

I've never brought it up with her because a) I didn't want to appear ungrateful for her help and b) I'm sure throwing away what she would consider pieces of useless scrap would not register as something significant enough to remember, and therefore she would never be able to say one way or another. How am I so sure that she did it? Well, if what I've already told you isn't enough to convince you, keep in mind that I consider my room my sanctuary. I don't allow my sister to come in it when I'm home and she lives with me - and she's my sister! I can literally count on one hand the number of people who have been in my room since I moved in - 1) Me, 2) My sister (she comes in when I'm not home or to piss me off) 3) My dad (he is my landlord after all) 4) Andy (remember him?) and 5) AR this one time. Of these 5 people, only 3 were in my room in the time the papers went missing - AR, Andy and myself (and even if my dad or sister were in my room, they know better than to touch my stuff). I wouldn't dispose of them (obviously) and I was in the room the whole time Andy was except for when he changed, so unless he decided to clean off my night stand while he got dressed, I don't think he moved them. And then there's AR, who was not only at the scene of the crime but has a motive too!

I guess what it comes down to is don't write something off as trash until you know what it is. And really, that works for a lot of things in life. To put things as cliché as possible, Don't judge a book by it's cover. You never know what that book meant to someone, and should probably find out before you make fun of your friend for reading it. Hell some of the best books have terrible covers, I mean look at this edition of Catcher in the Rye; stupid cover for an awesome book! Or who knows? That nerdy girl with the awkward outfit might be a really interesting person but you will never know if you keep shoving her into lockers. And those little pieces of paper might happen to have critical pieces of information on them, but you'll never know if you just throw them away.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Dare Danni #8

S IS FOR SCANDALOUS

First off, I'd just like to say thank you to everyone who gave me recommendations for books yesterday! I added them all to my "to read" list in goodreads and look forward to reading them all!

It is very fitting that I wrote about books yesterday because this next dare actually took place in a Borders, weird how that works out sometimes... Anyway, this dare comes from the ever lovely Lola and it reads: "With a friend (or a cell phone) get into an elevator (could be whatever closed place where people you’re forced to coexist with strangers for a minute or two)… Start discussing a typical teen-drama series as if it was your own: you’re pregnant; you think you may be a lesbian; you’re sleeping with your best friend boyfriend… Or if you think you’re already a pro: You have uncontrollable diarrhea. Watch the reaction of the people around you." And when I asked Any particular reason I should choose your dare? she said, "Particular? No. I guess because I don't have the balls to do it, even if I always wanted to."

I know I promised that I had something very special planned for this dare, but what I plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (Bonus points if you get the reference, which I know M.J. will...). I had originally planned on recording myself saying whatever scandalous thing I decided on, but the day I set out to do the dare, I completely forgot my digital recorder at my apartment. We only had a limited time, so I didn't have time to go back and get it, nor did I have a chance to go back...yet.

So, it was actually kind of a disaster. For starters I had planned on using the unplanned pregnancy angle, but the friend I was with (who we shall call Prudence, emphasis on the Prude) had recently had a pregnancy scare - so that was off the table. We got to Borders and we get into a rather crowded elevator; yes, my Borders has an elevator but unfortunately it only covers 2 floors, so I had very little time to accomplish what I needed. Once the doors closed, I turned to Prudence and exclaimed rather loudly, "I still can't believe my mother is mad at me for having sex in her bed, can you??" Prue just looked at the ground and barely whispered, "yeah". After we got off the elevator I asked her why she was being that way and she said it was too embarrassing. Yes, I had previously asked her to participate in the dare and she had agreed to it. She knew what she was getting herself into. 

Frustrated, I decided to tone it down for our next elevator ride. This time I exclaimed, "Oh and then there was that time that I accidentally screamed the F-bomb in that little kid's face at Target, god I felt so bad! Remember that?" This time she stared at the ground and just grumbled, "uh huh..." in response. I gave up.

I haven't forgotten about the other part of the dare, I made sure to take note of everybody's reactions. Looking around after both my outbursts I noticed complete indifference across the board! No dirty looks, no face palms, no shaken heads - nothing. Nobody even glanced in my general direction! It was as if I were having any other boring conversation that was worth ignoring. I was honestly expecting someone to say something, especially to the sex in my mother's bed scenario, like "you're disgusting" or "I don't blame her" or "What, what, what are you doing? Look at your life! Look at your choices!" Apparently my sassy gay friend wasn't around...

Keep submitting dares HERE! And tune in Sunday when I reveal the dares I couldn't do! 

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Reading is dreaming with open eyes

R IS FOR READING AND RECOMMENDATIONS

As you guys may have noticed, I've been doing a lot of reading lately. I've had a lot of free time to get lost in a book and thanks to the A to Z challenge I have thoroughly expanded the number of blog posts I read on a daily basis. I've also adjusted my blog to reflect the amount of reading I've been doing by adding little progress bars in the upper right hand corner which keep track of the books I am currently reading as well as my total progress for the 23 Book Challenge.

For those of you who haven't been following me for very long, let me explain the Challenge. You see, back in November I started a game called Dare Danni where people can submit dares for me to do (and I usually do if they are within reason). Well, my sister dared me to read 23 books between December 1, 2010 and December 31, 2011 because I didn't finish a single book between December 1, 2009 and December 31, 2010. That was not like me at all, I'm usually a huge book worm who is constantly reading in her free time, but I just didn't for an entire year.

Anyway, as you can see I am currently 72% of the way through the 23 books, even though we are only 36% of the way through the allotted time. I think it's fair to say I am doing pretty well... For those interested here are the books I've read so far:

  1. Finding Serenity: Anti-heroes, Lost Shepherds and Space Hookers in Joss Whedon’s Firefly – Jane Espenson (12/12/10)
  2. Looking for Alaska – John Green (12/19/10)
  3. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll (01/02/11)
  4. Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There - Lewis Carroll (01/07/2011)
  5. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo  - Stieg Larsson (1/23/2011)
  6. The Girl Who Played with Fire - Stieg Larsson (2/17/2011)
  7. Crash - Jerry Spinelli (2/19/2011)
  8. Ghost Hunting - Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson (3/14/2011)
  9. An Abundance of Katherines - John Green (3/25/11)
  10. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins (3/31/2011)
  11. Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins (04/04/2011)
  12. Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins (04/08/2011)
  13. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Tucker Max (04/13/2011)
  14. He's Just Not That Into You Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo (04/15/11)
  15. The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 - Sue Townsend (04/19/11)
  16. My Custom Van and 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face - Michael Ian Black (4/19/11)
    And those are just the books I've finished reading. I've found that I am often reading multiple books at once, where I have one "main book" that I am reading, and others that I'll just pick up randomly or when I'm in the mood. Usually it's about three books at once, but that's obviously not a set rule. If you ever want an updated list of the books I've read you can always click the "23 Book Challenge" link at the top of the page. 

    With that in mind, I'd like to mention that I am always looking for new recommendations for books! I enabled comments on the 23 Book Challenge page in hopes that people would leave me some love and tip me off to a great book, author or series. So, if you can think of something that you think I would like, or think everyone should read, or you just love so much that you have to share, then let me know! Leave it as a comment on that page, on this post, or shoot me an email: danni.foley@gmail.com - I want to know!

    Also, I am currently addicted to goodreads.com which is an amazing website that keeps track of all the books you've read, what you're currently reading and any books you'd like to read in the future. It also has a feature called a book swap where you can send out old books or get books from others - and only pay for shipping on books you receive! It's pretty awesome if you ask me. You can also add friends on this website, so if you guys sign up, or if you already have an account, add me as a friend!

    What books are you currently reading? Would you recommend it? Do you have any other recommendations (besides throwing me in a loony bin)? Let me know in the comments!

    Wednesday, April 20, 2011

    You're not a learned doctor...

    ...you're a curly headed fuck!

    Q IS FOR QUOTATIONS

    A while back I signed up for plinky, which is basically a website for when you have writer's block because it provides writing prompts. One of the prompts a while back was: What is your favorite movie to quote?

    This one was an easy one to answer - Step Brothers. This is by far the funniest and most underrated movie I have ever seen! I find myself quoting it constantly, and it's not just me - it's my entire family. We have managed to work some of our favorite lines into everyday conversations, or will just randomly text one for fun. Don't believe it's all it's cracked up to be? Check it out:

    Also, happy 4:20. I suggest you get high and watch this movie. Consequences will never be the same!

    Tuesday, April 19, 2011

    I'm So Happy I'm Not Famous

    P IS FOR PAPARAZZI

    When I was growing up, I always thought I was going to be a famous actress some day. At some point I realized that was never going to happen. I think that's why every now and then I have moments of "I'm so happy I'm not famous".

    Take for instance one morning about a month ago, I was getting ready for work when I realized we were out of cream for my coffee. Rather than getting dressed like a normal person, I threw on a jacket with my pajamas and a full on bed head hair style and walked to the corner store.

    When I was about half way there I had the thought,  "I'm so happy I'm not famous". I mean can you only imagine the swarm of paparazzi trying to get a shot of me when I looked like shit? And I could read the headlines, "Danni Foley falls into deep depression - refuses to even get dressed!" And then I'd have to contact my publicist to let them know that I just needed cream, and I'm not pretentious enough to have a personal assistant so I had to get it myself.


    At some point my stylist would scream at me for not wearing the outfit she picked out for me and even worse, my slippers didn't match my purse. She would cry asking if I was trying to make her look bad or if it just came naturally. She would threaten to quit, hang up, call me back and apologize and instantly start planning our strategic damage control.


    Then I would have to deal with rumors on Perez Hilton that I was a wreck after my recent break up with Nathan Fillion (but it's ok, because we didn't actually break up). I'd have to make appearances on talk shows where they would ask about that very photograph, and there it would be - displayed on national television, as if all over the tabloids weren't enough...

    So, I'm so happy I'm not famous, because I don't have to deal with all that.

    I think I have an over active imagination...

    Monday, April 18, 2011

    "Are you really Harry Potter?" Ron blurted out.

    O IS FOR OOPS

    My mom was recently dropping some stuff off at my apartment and she asked if there was anything I needed or wanted from my parent's house. I told her that I've been meaning to watch Harry Potter over again, but I left two of the DVDs in my room, and she agreed to grab them for me. When she got to my place she said she found 3 Harry Potter movies in my room, and that they were all in the bag she gave me. This is what I found:


    This is not a joke, those are really the movies she gave me. I mean, I know I get John Travolta and Daniel Radcliffe confused all the time...

    Sunday, April 17, 2011

    I took the road less traveled, and they cancelled my fucking show

    I woke up this morning and realized it was Sunday and that I had to do a free write for my Blog Everyday in April dare. I realized I haven't really done much as of late and didn't have much to blog about. Hell, all I've really been doing is applying for jobs and watching reruns of shows that have been cancelled for years. The show I was watching this morning is Party Down - a very hilarious television series that aired on Starz for only two seasons. It made me think about all the amazing shows that I've discovered after they've already been cancelled - particularly ones that were only around for a season or two.

    Party Down is definitely one of these shows. It's all about a group of actors (and a writer) who are trying to make it in Hollywood and work for Party Down catering until they're discovered. It has a great cast, and the situations the characters get themselves into are hysterical.

    As you may already know, my favorite show is Firefly - and this is another show I discovered long after it had been cancelled. It's amazing how many fans this show has, and yet it was cancelled halfway during it's first season. I heard that it gained more of a following after its end, which is a damn shame. Maybe if we'd all caught on earlier, the show would still be on the air.

    My final example (because despite the fact I know there are more, I can't think of any) is Better Off Ted. I'm not sure exactly how to describe this show besides "quirky entertainment". This is one of those shows that I can kind of understand why it never caught on, yet it was so good, I wish there had been more than just two seasons.

    Are there any shows that you have discovered after it was too late?

    Saturday, April 16, 2011

    That novel you're workin' on?

    N IS FOR NOVEL

    I think I want to write a novel. Actually, no - I know I want to eventually write a novel. But that's my problem, I always plan on doing things eventually; cleaning my room, falling in love, going to the The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, all of these will happen in this magical time called eventually.

    Now, there are reasons I had to push the other "eventualies" into the future. I mean, the vacation is a money issue and I kind of need another person to fall in love with (not cleaning my room is just pure laziness). I don't, however, have a solid reason as to why I haven't written or started writing a novel. I have come up with a million characters and stories and intense plots in my heads, but I never put them down on paper... err... in Word? I've come up with plenty of excuses (here's just a few):
    • It would never get published
    • Even if it got published no one would read it
    • Your ideas are shit
    • You're not a strong enough writer
    • You never know how to end your stories, except possibly an unexpected apocalypse
    • Your character development sucks, just because you understand the characters doesn't mean anybody else does
    And the list goes on and on. I haven't really told anybody about this because I'm afraid eventually it will come to this:


    Family Guy - Brian's novel

    So, I'm wondering, does anybody have any advice for an aspiring author such as myself? Anybody have perfect excuses for why they put off things they want to do until eventually? Let me know in the comments.

    Friday, April 15, 2011

    As much money and life as you could want!

    M IS FOR MONEY

    You often hear people talk about, "If I had a million dollars..." and then list what they would do with the money. I blame the Bare Naked Ladies for this one. Or they'll say "If I won the lottery, the first thing I would buy is..." Not many people talk about what they would like to do or save for in a realistic situation. You never hear anyone say, "If I saved x amount of money I could afford [insert slightly expensive item], with out ever inheriting a large sum of money or winning the lottery.

     If I just saved a little bit of my paycheck each week, here are a list of things I could afford with out ever inheriting a large sum of money or winning the lottery:

    1. A smart phone - Yes, I know everybody has one these days, but I don't. I still have a cheap little Samsung that likes to drop calls and has no internet browsing capability. I think it's time for an upgrade.
    2. A new matching bed set - This is one of those things that people probably don't even consider, or already have and don't think much of. Growing up I always had the matching sheets, comforter and sham set, but then I went to college and everything changed. The problem is that I got a full size bed, so now all the matching sets I had are too small, so I just bought a set of sheets, that kind of matched the twin sized comforter I have. Now that I'm a bit older, have my own apartment (and not just a college apartment), I want a nice set of comfortable sheets (Egyptian Cotton, perhaps?) with a matching comforter (that actually fits the bed). However, getting a nice set can get a bit pricey, hence I'd like to save up for one (and possibly find a coupon to make the saving easier).
    3. A digital video camera - I want this for 2 reasons. The first is that I want to be able to start vlogging from time to time. Also, I am in the process of putting together a ghost hunting group and a digital video camera would prove to be very useful.
    4. A new computer - I don't know if I ever mentioned what happened to my last computer, but that story is worth it's own post, but needless to say it broke beyond repair. It happened my senior year of college, and my parents didn't want me to have to go to the library every night to use the computers, so they bought a new laptop; only problem is the thing is a piece of gos se*. I've wanted a new one since they bought this one, but haven't been able to afford one yet... Half the problem is I specifically want a mac book, which are very expensive, but amazing. This is most likely what I will save up for first...
    5. A vacation - Not just any  vacation - I want to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal in Orlando Florida!! I am dying to go! I will give more details about this on the 26th, because V is for Vacation...
    *If you don't know "gos se"  means, you need to go rent the Firefly DVDs. 

    (Afterthought: I had actually written this post somewhere around mid-March back when "sav[ing] a little bit of my paycheck" was still possible...)

    Thursday, April 14, 2011

    Having Fun Isn't Hard When You've Got a Library Card

    L IS FOR LIBRARY

    Yes, I made an Arthur reference in the title. No, I am not ashamed.

    As you've probably figured out by now, I'm a huge nerd. I spend more money on books than on groceries, I hang out in Borders, I write a blog, etc. So it should probably come as no surprise to you that one of my best dates took place in a library (when I say "best," I really mean "favorite" or "most fun" since clearly it did not work out...).

    Late one night I was in a bad mood because me and one my best friends were fighting. Normally I would just go home and ignore the problem, but we lived together, so that wasn't an option. The guy I was dating at the time happened to text me just to say hi, see how I was doing. I filled him in and he asked if I wanted to go somewhere, just to get away from the situation. I agreed and a few minutes later he was at my door.

    When I was in college, I didn't sleep normal hours. When he texted me it was almost 3 am, and let's face it, there's not a whole lot open at 3 am... Except for the library, which was open 24/7. Technically we could have gone to his dorm room, but his roommate was super crazy and super creepy. And also probably asleep. He asked me which floor (of 26 floors) was my favorite, and I immediately said "11", because I'm a huge nerd and actually have a favorite floor...

    On the 11th floor, there's a bunch of random books about agriculture and zoning permits, and tons of boring stuff. But tucked away in a corner was a huge selection of children's books! We spent the next 2 hours sitting on desks and reading books to each other, story time style. We were particularly fond of Hershel and the Hanukkah GoblinsIt was absolutely adorable! We had so much fun, we still talk about it to this day. (Yes, I'm still friend's with some of my exes.)

    What's the best date you've ever been on? Let me know in the comments!

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011

    The Stylish Blogger Award


    So, I usually try not to do two posts in one day, however I was honored The Stylish Blogger Award and decided it needed my attention! I am very excited to have received this award! I want to send a big thanks to Lynn over at Wistfulgirl's World! You can check out her awesome blog by clicking the link.


    Here are the rules for the acceptance of the award:

    1. Thank and link back to the person who awarded you the award.
    2. Share 7 things about yourself.
    3. Award 15 other bloggers.
    4. Contact these bloggers and tell them about the award.

    Didn't I just share fifteen facts about myself? Now you want seven more?? Well, here we go again:
    1. My favorite genre of music is "Show Tunes". No shit, I listen mostly to soundtracks from musicals on my iPod.
    2. I never fully clean my room. I mean I'll clean my room and organize everything, but I always seem to leave one pile of stuff to organize later, but I just never get around to it. So it's never fully clean.
    3. I prefer short books that are easy to get through over long books. Why not break the long book up into smaller ones? That's what we in the writing biz call a "series". (Ok, I'm not actually in the writing biz...er business, just go with it).
    4. I used to be afraid of carrots. Though I suppose "afraid" is the wrong term, more like completely and utterly grossed out by carrots to the point that I would not want to be around them - so it seemed like I was afraid of them. Either way it was completely irrational and I no longer have any qualms with carrots.
    5. I've never done hard drugs. I've smoked pot, drank alcohol and even used adderall, but I've never done anything more hardcore than that (ie, cocaine, ecstasy, heroin, meth, do I really need to give examples??).
    6. I hate my birthday - not the celebrating or getting presents, but the date. December 28 - worst day of the year. Three days after Christmas, and three before New Years and always freezing out. I swear it's the most forgotten day of the year. It's the day when all the coolness from new Christmas presents begins to wear off and people are so worn out from the holidays that they just do nothing in order to rest up and prepare for New Years. I'm telling you - worst birthday ever.
    7. I'm terrible at saying no to people and putting my foot. If they ask for something I don't know how to say no, or if they do something that bother me I rarely ask them to stop. It's not because I'm spineless, it's because every time I say something there's a huge fight and I just don't want to deal with it. 
    Now for awarding the 15 other bloggers (in no particular order):
    1. Lola at The Chili With Rice Project
    2. M.J. Fifield at My Pet Blog
    3. Deridra at A Storybook World
    4. MJ at Creatively Spilt Ink
    5. Jolene Perry at Been Writing?
    6. Cole Garrett at Dry Humor Daily
    7. Rob -Bear at Chrome on the Range
    8. Summaiyah Hyder at From My Perspective
    9. Angela at My Poetry and Prose Place
    10. Brock at Randomity
    11. Vanilla Mama at Vanilla Mama's Stuff
    12. Karen Walker at author karen walker...following the whispers
    13. Amber at The Adventures of Fish and Pants
    14. Candace at The Misadventures in Candyland
    15. Lana D at Sober, Chronic, FABULOUS
    Now I'm off to alert everyone of their new award!

    The Six Degrees of...

    K IS FOR KEVIN BACON

    No, this post is not going to be about Kevin Bacon, or the hilarious commercial he was in last year - this is about the game. If you haven't heard of it here's the description from wikipedia:
    Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon is a trivia game based on the concept of the small world phenomenon and rests on the assumption that any individual can be linked through his or her film roles to actorKevin Bacon within six steps.
     It doesn't have to be just Kevin Bacon, it can be any celebrity. But can you play it in real life? Fuck yeah you can! In fact, I just found an amazing connection between me and one of my favorite celebrities! Here's how it breaks down:

    The first degree of separation:
    The first degree of separation, or the first link in the chain, is between me and my co-worker, let's call him Cory. Now, Cory is my coworker at the theater and if he ever broke up with his girlfriend, I'm pretty sure I'd propose instantly. Anyway he was telling me about this kid he went to school with...

    The second degree of separation:
    ...who is currently on Broadway in a little show called American Idiot (which I am dying to see!). Cory told me his friend's name is Theo Stockman like it was some sort of big deal. He asks me, "Don't you know who that is?" I shrug.

    The third degree of separation:
    "Theo Stockman is dating Lea Michele!" *jaw drop* Lea Michele? The Lea Michele? I did my research when I got home and sure enough, it's true! I am three degrees away from being best friends with Rachel Berry!

    Theo and Lea
    Aw, what the hell, here's the commercial:

    Tuesday, April 12, 2011

    We're all mad here!

    J IS FOR JABBERWOCKY

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!"

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought--
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.

    And as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! and through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.

    "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
    He chortled in his joy.

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    I always found it strange that the term "Jabberwocky" never actually appears in the poem, but instead the creature is referred to as "the jabberwock". It's my not be that fascinating, but I find it interesting. But it's definitely not as interesting as seeing how the poem was slipped into the Disney movie. I'm of course talking about the cartoon, not the Tim Burton movie since the jabberwocky was a main focus point in his film. Here are some sound clips from the 1951 animated film, see if they sound familiar:
    Was your mind blown or what? Mine certainly was!


    Also, I would just like to thank all the people who enjoyed my Renee Zellweger impression yesterday! Though to be perfectly honest I don't know if I should be grateful or offended by the people who thought we looked similar...

    Monday, April 11, 2011

    Bizarre what some men find attractive.

    I IS FOR IMPRESSIONS

    Ok, no I can't actually do any impressions, though I really wish I could. I feel it would make my audition for Saturday Night Live a little more well rounded. (No, I'm not actually auditioning for SNL as much as I'd love to.)

    Anyway, my sister and I were watching Chicago recently, you know the musical starring Renée Zellweger and Catherine Zeta Jones? At some point I turned to my sister and say, "Did I ever show you my impression of Renée Zellweger?" And she says I haven't, so I show her:



    Ok, wow, I've posted a lot of pictures of myself lately! I'm going to go ahead and stop doing that.... 

    Also! Today is my sisters birthday is today! So a very happy birthday to her (even though she doesn't read my blog and will never see this...)!

    Sunday, April 10, 2011

    Questions, Comments and Concerns

    Just for the record, I am actually starting this post on Saturday morning while I am in a particularly shit mood. It's one of those mornings after I had the hardest time getting to sleep the night before, only to be woken up by my neighbor who decided to not only start his extremely loud motorcycle in the alley outside my window, but also rev the engine a few times for good measure. I decided to try to go back to sleep since I hadn't gotten much of it the past couple of nights. As I'm settling into bed again, my neighbor from the apartment above me (who doubles as our maintenance guy) starts blaring 80's rock music in the hallway outside my apartment where he's working on some project or something (this happens to be taking place right next to my bedroom). Also, he has no qualms about smoking indoors and is just smoking in the hallway outside my bedroom, so now my room reeks of cigarettes. Awesome. So, in conclusion, I'm really cranky.

    With that disclaimer I wanted to take the time to respond to some questions people have left in the comments since there seemed to be quite a few this week. Also, I know I've been slacking on commenting on other people's blogs, but trust me - I'll get around to it! Ok, here goes:

    First I would just like to thank those of you who comforted me about not using my degree - M.J. Fifield and Lynn. It really is comforting to know I'm not the only one out there not working in the field they went to school for.

    Jules asked: why did you graduate with a degree you did not enjoy? Well, it's rather complicated, but in short - because of my parents. They wanted me to get a degree in accounting because I showed such an aptitude for numbers all through high school. They also paid for half my tuition, so I really couldn't argue with them on the subject. By the time I realized I absolutely hated the subject, it was halfway through my junior year (I never really enjoyed it, but thought it might grow on me eventually). At this point there is no way I could change majors without having to do an extra year at school, which my parents would not allow. They said if I had to take an extra year they weren't going to help me out financially anymore. Now, I wasn't completely dependent on my parents - I had a job, I paid my own bills, etc. but there is no way I could afford another year's tuition  without their help. So I had two options - 1) graduate with a degree I hate or 2) drop out with just three semesters left. I figured a degree I hated was better than no degree at all.

    A couple people suggested I go back to school (J.L Campbell and Lynn) and trust me, I've definitely considered it - even considered getting an extra job to pay for it - but right now I am already paying almost $400 a month for a degree I can't stand that I can't even think about spending even more money on school right now. Maybe in a couple of years, but it's just not in the cards right now.

    So, J.L. suggested I come up with a list of things I liked about jobs in the past, but the more I think about it, the only thing I ever really enjoyed about my past jobs were the coworkers. I mean, I didn't mind doing whatever it was I had to do, but what truly made the jobs special were the people. Which made me start thinking about Jules' next two questions: What do you enjoy? Can you get paid for doing it? Here goes...
    I enjoy:

    • Writing (blogs, creative writing, anything really)
    • Reading (books, other blogs, magazines, etc.)
    • Aimlessly browsing the internet
    • Watching old television shows
    • Going for long walks on the beach (seriously, it's very calming...but I stick to the boardwalk, I hate that sandy feet feeling)
    • Listening to music (and possibly dancing)
    • Going to shows (plays and musicals)
    Can I get paid for any of this? Well, I've looked into writing articles for online magazines and the like, but as it turns out it doesn't pay very well. I could always start a dog walking business so I could walk along the beach, but winters in New England would make it a miserable job for about 6 months of the year. I don't know if anything else I enjoy would be considered marketable. 

    So there you have it, my journey back to square one. In conclusion, I would just like to respond to some other comments:

    To Lola: No, it's not lame, and I <3 you too!

    To Alex and M.J.: Yay! Firefly does rock!

    To Summaiyah: I used to have a giant book of sudoku puzzles that I would work on every night before bed. I'm pretty sure my college roommate stole it though... It's a shame because they are so much fun!

    To Jules: They don't make new games for the gameboy color, but you can find used ones online, and I have nothing against used items. Well, I guess that depends on what they are... I mean I wouldn't buy used underwear, that's just weird. But games, books and movies are fair game.

    To M.J. (again): I don't blame you, the games they come out with these days are hard! I went to my friend's place to play some zombie game and I'm pretty sure she spent more time healing my player than killing zombies! As for frying your hair, I'm sorry to hear that! I have an aunt who is a hair dresser (who does my hair these days) and she basically told me I was going to kill my hair if I kept dying it as much as I had been. This was about the time of my rock-ward stage when it was literally bleached!

    To Jolene: Thank you! I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thought that spiteful moment was so amazing! And I can understand not wanting to go back, trust me, there were some botched dye jobs that were so bad, I refused to be photographed until I fixed them!

    To Kristin: I love the purple! Maybe instead of dying your hair for each holiday you can just use the temporary spray? Festive and not permanent! 

    If I missed anyone, I'm very sorry! Feel free to leave me angry comments or just curse at me under your breath and hate me forever...

    And just as a weekly update on my love life: I haven't heard from Andy, but I have a crush on a bartender who works at the same theater I do but he is way too old for me so it would never work. I can still fantasize dream though, right? I'll try to slip a story about him in some time during the week!

    One last thing, then I swear I'm done! I have entered in the Something Shiny Giveaway over on Wistfulgirl's World (via Lynn). She's giving away a very pretty necklace that I really want! You can check it out at the link on the title!

    Holy fuck this is a long post! My deepest apologies! I'll try to keep it shorter over the next week...